GREETINGS, GOREHOUNDS!
This week Count Jackula and The Horror Guru suffer through THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1!
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1 was written by Melissa Rosenberg based on a novel by Stephenie Meyer, directed by Bill Condon and stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner.
When Bella (the corpse) awakens and her chest inflates like a balloon on an air compressor: everyone in the theater including me laughed. God, and yeah. The most compelling writing was in the first half of this book with lots of vampires standing around and staring at each other with a war that did not happen. Stephanie Meyers should thank the screen writers that Pt 2 was interesting at all.
ReplyDeleteWhen Bella (the corpse) awakens and her chest inflates like a balloon on an air compressor: everyone in the theater including me laughed. God, and yeah. The most compelling writing was in the first half of this book with lots of vampires standing around and staring at each other with a war that did not happen. Stephanie Meyers should thank the screen writers that Pt 2 was interesting at all.
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